Psychotic mate match?

A Demon and his Psycho Book Cover A Demon and his Psycho
Welcome to Hell #2
Eve Langlais
paranormal, humour, satire, romantic comedy
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Kindle

With a giggle and an outrageous mouth - perfect for things other than talking - Katie comes flying into Xaphan's life, upsetting centuries of self-inflicted misery. How can he stay true to the one he lost when a bubbly psycho, with mismatched eyes, keeps consuming his thoughts - and awakening his desire? So she was a tad bit nuts, Katie's insanity came in handy as the Devil's favorite problem solver. But killing's not on the menu when a dragon goes missing, and worse, Lucifer teams her up with Hell's grumpiest demon. Xaphan's rejection of her advances only makes her more determined to seduce him. And despite her violent reputation, a part of her is oddly tempted to let him live. Warning:This story centers around a grumpy demon holding on to an ancient vow and a perky psycho (with killer tendencies) who is determined to make him snap. There's cursing, melt-your-screen hotness, messed up religious tropes and snort out loud fun. If you already know you're going to Hell, then dive on in.

 

 

 

Fun!

They do love kill – both of them – and even have competitions to see can kill the most.

‘Natch these are demons who need killing but.

And any of the Damned who get involved and killed will just go back into the pit and be reborn as a new soul wiped clean of all sins, so not that bad maybe?

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Where can you go?

Bound by Hell Book Cover Bound by Hell
Mary Wiles Chronicles #2
Erin Bedford
paranormal, mythology, female sleuth
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Kindle

For a millennia Mary Wiles played the good guy. Stay on the path and all would be well. But now that she has long strayed from the path to heaven there is nothing stopping her from hunting down those who hurt her and her friends.

Now to save a fellow angel, Mary will have to break all the rules. Unfortunately, that means asking for help from a half-demon she had once called friend.

To find what was lost, Mary will have to help a demon lord cross over to the human plane. But the closer she gets to completing her task the deeper she gets entangled by their lies. Soon, Mary realizes that not even angels can stave off the fires of hell forever.

Are you truthful? Mary can find out.

So Mary is not only a fallen angel but in Hell they cut off her wings. She is now in a permanent quest to find her wings and also her old Captain, Ramiel, who she is convinced was also kidnapped by demons.

In the meantime, using her human form she needs to make a living as she is no longer welcome in Heaven – at least until she can get her wings back and then we shall see.

It turns out Mary is really good at exorcism and divining from people’s auras if they are good or bad and truthful or not. She has thus set up shop with a young assistant as sort of sleuth.

Not the most riveting of tales and as alternate universes go, not exciting.

 

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Hotter Fangs Indeed

Fashionably Fanged Book Cover Fashionably Fanged
Hot Damned #8
Robyn Peterman
romance, contemporary, supernatural, romantic comedy
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
(20 April 2017)

I have to trap the most evil, worst bad dude in existence without actually turning him to ash. So, what’s a Vampyre to do? For starters, enter an undead beauty pageant—in Oklahoma—where the hair is jacked and the contestants are busty and brainless.   My name is Venus. I’m a two-hundred-year old killing machine and I’m trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swim suit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma…   Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I’d wanted to kill less than eight hours ago and the possible love of my undead life, I’m in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that’s never stopped me before.   I’m learning quickly nothing is as it seems—not my past and least of all my future. With the not-so-angelic Angels watching our every move and more butt glue, lipstick and hairspray than I knew existed, I’m gonna take my fate by the balls and twist. Hard.   In a race with death for the cursed life of the man I’m falling in love with, there’s no room for error. Especially when I can’t decide if I’d rather head butt him or jump his sexy bones.   Mixed up in a tangled trap of spotlights, sequins and seduction, I’m gunning for a crown and my happily ever after with the arrogant alpha-hole who makes me feel alive.   And the winner is… Hopefully me.

I do so hate to wait for the next instalment of Astrid’s family life and so this was on pre-order and worth the wait.

This book centres on Venus who is the Chief of the Royal Guards and also a member of the close royal circle.

Before she became a vampire she was a slave and since that happened over 200 years ago, she has become the most formidable fighter – her experience as a slave dictating this form of self-defence.

This book’s adventure begins because Gareth, one of the royal princes has been cursed and they need to find the vampire and the renegade angel who helped him. Venus is sent, along with Martha and Jane to enter a vampire beauty pageant…[duh]. Who knew vampires had such a thing?

And that Martha and Jane had also entered them when human!

Yes, Robyn Peterman’s strange sense of humour thinks of the most off the wall things.

And the fun begins.

I always love Robyn’s potty mouth as she calls it, although this book had fewer of her potty word combinations in it than previous ones.

A good romp and lots of fun poked at beauty pageants and the people who enter.

 

 

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When you are confused about your identity

Xoe Meyers Trilogy Book Cover Xoe Meyers Trilogy
Xoe Meyers
Sara C. Roethle
urban, science fiction, fantasy, coming of age
Kindle

A demon’s life is never easy. Join Xoe as she’s thrown to the wolves, the werewolves that is. As if witches, human sacrifices, and other demons weren’t enough to deal with, Xoe must struggle to rein in her powers before she sets something more important than a washing machine on fire. If she can’t, her whole life might go up in flames.

The initial 3 books form a solid story about Xoe the 16 year old who suddenly finds she is not who she thought she was. For a start her father was a demon. And then she finds that her temper is rather uncontrollable and she just sets fire to things.

Each book ends on a cliff hanger and each book starts exactly where the previous book ends. This is effectively therefore one very long long book divided up into 3 parts.

The trilogy gets a 4 for a YA audience, but I found the final 3 books in the series rather short and less stimulating and original. I was going to give them a 3 but the final story – Ghosts – wraps up Xoe nicely and thus I’m going to stay with the 4.

Overall a good YA read with demons, ghosts, witches, vampires, and werewolves.

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What is it about that bed?

Hinky Brass Bed Book Cover Hinky Brass Bed
Hinky Chicago
Jennifer Stevenson
paranormal, mythology
Book View Cafe;
October 25, 2016

Too much of a good thing...is just enough Lord Randy was bad in bed in 1811, so his magician-mistress turned him into an incubus with a curse: "You don't get out of this bed until you satisfy 100 women!" Lucky for Randy, two hundred years later, con-artist Clay finds the bed. Clay's scam works until that foxy fraud investigator arrives. Lucky for Clay, fraud-cop Jewel has a weakness for hunky con men. Jewel is the hundredth woman, and she frees Randy--now he's her booty slave, and her case against the con artist dissolves in a hail of hormones. Lucky for Jewel, she's got a lusty libido.

Hinky means that something or someone is behaving suspiciously or dishonestly and here we have a bed where it all doesn’t seem quite right – at least the expressions of the women who sleep on it aren’t quite as rested as you might imagine.

 

This is a spicy story of what can be stored in the brass bedposts that might just be a little bit hinky but also great fun!

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