Whose Daughter?

Lucifer’s Daughter Book Cover Lucifer’s Daughter
Lucifer’s Daughter
Eve Langlais
demons, devils, angels, romantic comedy
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; 2 edition
(22 Oct. 2015)

It drives my dad nuts I’m such a goody two shoes, but the fact that I’m a virgin makes smoke pour from his ears. Literally. But not purposely. See, I’m determined to save myself for love, but daddy dear, more commonly known as Lucifer, just wants me to stop being an embarrassment. Maybe he’ll get his wish because I met a hunk in my bar. We’re talking serious sex on a stick—or so my sister Bambi likes to say. Could he be the one? He certainly melts my panties like marshmallows over the coals of Hell, but do I dare trust him? My last boyfriend thought he’d gain infamy by killing me. He’s infamous all right. Dad had him mounted on the wall surrounding his palace, his version of modern art titled, ‘Touch my baby girl and die’. Cute in a twisted way. But my love life isn’t the only thing bothering me. There’s someone threatening the denizens of Hell, and while my daddy says to not worry my pretty little head about it, I can’t help but get drawn into the fight because whoever is behind the attacks keeps coming after me. Bring it. I’m not afraid to protect myself because being a princess of Hell means that sometimes I have to grab a demon by the horns and slap it around a bit. It’s what keeps my ass looking great. Nothing in my life is ever simple, and I blame that on my dad, Lucifer. Assassination attempts, hellhounds, and a rebellion in Hell? A piece of cake compared to the turmoil in my heart. No one ever told me love would be the toughest battle of all.

A spin-off series from Welcome to Hell

Muriel is lovely, and the daughter of Lucifer, and to the extreme annoyance of Lucifer not up to erotic escapades unlike her half-sister Bambi. Bambi always wins Slut of the Year.

Yes, the competitions in Hell are somewhat different to those in Heaven – which is bland in comparison – according to Lucifer anyway.

Muriel is so not her half-sister, that at the age of 23 years old she is still a virgin.

This is a series of 4 books in which Muriel finds her mate(s); finds out who her mother is – rather surprising; has a daughter; and proves to be as lusty as her sister Bambi – if not more so! She finds that she needs sex – lots of it – very adult themes cued here, to fuel her magic. And Nefertiti, the Hell Sorceress, tells her – and her mate(s) how to do this and ramp up the experience so that she obtains maximum power.

All good – erotic – fun as always from Eve.

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Psychotic mate match?

A Demon and his Psycho Book Cover A Demon and his Psycho
Welcome to Hell #2
Eve Langlais
paranormal, humour, satire, romantic comedy
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Kindle

With a giggle and an outrageous mouth - perfect for things other than talking - Katie comes flying into Xaphan's life, upsetting centuries of self-inflicted misery. How can he stay true to the one he lost when a bubbly psycho, with mismatched eyes, keeps consuming his thoughts - and awakening his desire? So she was a tad bit nuts, Katie's insanity came in handy as the Devil's favorite problem solver. But killing's not on the menu when a dragon goes missing, and worse, Lucifer teams her up with Hell's grumpiest demon. Xaphan's rejection of her advances only makes her more determined to seduce him. And despite her violent reputation, a part of her is oddly tempted to let him live. Warning:This story centers around a grumpy demon holding on to an ancient vow and a perky psycho (with killer tendencies) who is determined to make him snap. There's cursing, melt-your-screen hotness, messed up religious tropes and snort out loud fun. If you already know you're going to Hell, then dive on in.

 

 

 

Fun!

They do love kill – both of them – and even have competitions to see can kill the most.

‘Natch these are demons who need killing but.

And any of the Damned who get involved and killed will just go back into the pit and be reborn as a new soul wiped clean of all sins, so not that bad maybe?

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A ‘Dead’ Baby who Can make you Green?

Fashionably Dead in Diapers Book Cover Fashionably Dead in Diapers
Book 4
Robyn Peterman
Paranormal > Demons & Devils Romance > Paranormal > Vampires Romantic Comedy
Robyn Peterman

And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard…That’s nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren’t any books on raising True Immortals so let me give you a few tips… ~Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion and a map will help if you only have seven minutes and thirty-one seconds. You’re welcome. ~Parenting books are useless if you're not human. If your child is half Vampyre/ half Demon I would suggest not using parenting books at all--they can backfire like a mother humper. Trust me on this. ~Have sex. ~When your child tells you he has an imaginary friend, do not discount this as fantasy. Often times your child isn't imagining anything. If he persists with alarming and violent stories about this fictional buddy it's probably a Troll. Do a thorough search of your home and kill it. Decapitation works best. Some imaginary friends are harmless. However, it's wise not to take chances. ~Have sex again. ~When in large crowds, make sure you hold tight to your child's hand. Losing a child in an amusement park is terrifying. If you're truly paranoid a parent could consider putting a chip in their child. If you do this don't discuss it at dinner parties. People will think you are weird. ~At least cuddle. ~Playing with dolls is fun. Being one? No so much. If your child ever finds a Genie in a bottle, flush it immediately. Many children wish for things that are very difficult to reverse...like being doll sized. If this happens, move to Oz. There are many people of small stature there. And yes, it really does exist. ~Find a closet and go to town.

Well Robyn certainly has some imagination when it comes to babies. Her variant beats any naughty child anyone human ever had.

Some of her descriptions of what happens rings true though – like the sleep deprivation. This doesn’t go away for at least 5 years as even when they are at playgroup and can talk in whole sentences as they begin to have an imagination which gives them nightmares. Don’t watch Bear Grylls or Plant Earth 2 with a 3 year-old. They have really vivid dreams after those programmes. And wake you up to tell you about them. Several times in the night.

And have you ever lost a child in a shopping centre? Well we have. Toddlers can toddle away really fast when you turn your back for one minute or less…. And there is just so much to interest them that it is very hard to find them again.

But this baby is more than all of this because he turns out to be a True Immortal who grows very fast indeed and has some really awesome powers, including being able to turn people’s skins green – or pink – or… So awesome powers in the hands of a very young child? And you have lots of fun(?) for the reader any way, escapades. Your own baby/toddler escapades exaggerated with a kooky sense of humour.

Loved it.

 

 

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Mel and Hell again

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Mel Goes to Hell
Demelza Carlton
fantasy, paranormal romance
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Oct 2014

The ultimate forbidden love - when Lucifer falls for an angel. Luce and Mel unearth an age-old conspiracy behind his fall from Heaven which could doom their love for eternity. Yet in the deepest levels of Hell lies a secret that could hold their salvation. Eternal damnation awaits any angel who descends into the Pit of Despair, but Mel will move Heaven and Earth to save Lucifer's soul. Armed with little more than the fury of a righteous angel, Mel will raise Hell in the name of love. From the heights of Heaven to the depths of Hell, can love truly conquer all? A tiny taste of what's in store:"Heaven won't help you if you stand in my way. From HELL Corporation to the Pit itself. Now, more than ever, it's time for me to go to Hell." With barely a gold shimmer in the air, she was gone. "What do we do now?" Peter asked Michael. "Pray," Michael replied. "I'd prefer to let a hundred demons into Heaven, with my blessing, than agree to let Mel go to Hell." "Why did you let her go, then?" Peter persisted. Michael's laughter was hollow. "Nothing can stop her from fulfilling her destiny. Not you, not me, not Raphael. Not even all the forces of Heaven combined." "What about the forces of Hell?" Michael closed his eyes in defeat. "We're about to find out, aren't we?"

Mel goes to Hell

Interesting take on the different levels of Hell (see Dante and his 9 levels) and the behaviours that result when the illusions are removed.

But not as amusing, in my opinion, as the previous books in the series.

+++++++++++++++++++++++

To HELL and back

The next book in the series. Again a nice read but the first 2 books in the series were more amusing.

 

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Hell is a fashionable place – wear Prada!

So here we are down in Hell and our heroine begins to meet all her relatives.

And quite a collection she has. Starting with Gigi her grandmother – who is somewhat psychotic, to her sisters the 7 deadly sins and lots of other beings who she might have thought were mythical – until she meets them that is.
And then her father has a new consort - one who claims to be carrying a boy - his first! And this would be really something special after 8 girls.

And then she collects some babies from her ceiling. Well they are baby demons – demons take a long time to grow up it seems – and they have a wicked sense of humour and fun along the way. These are so small she can put them in her pocket, but they have an appetite like nothing that Astrid has ever seen before!

Astrid begins to come into her powers for real and sparkly black is not want you want to see her turn into – that is when her power is at its most strong and fearsome. Yes, she has dark magic – but she tries to do good – in a rather bad way – with it.

Once again Robyn Peterman astonishes us with her ability to create a world that you begin to invest in and that seems almost real, along with its crazy characters. You laugh out loud at some scenes and giggle at others and amaze yourself with the words that are created and said by the characters.

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