Three's a Charm
Magic and Mayhem Book Six
paranormal, humour, satire, romantic comedy
(5 Feb. 2018)
What’s a witch to do when her magic is on the fritz and there’s a huge pile of laundry to be done? Easy. Flood the entire house. Everyone wants a bubbly indoor freakin’ swimming pool… right?
Just when everything is right in my life, something has to go wrong—times three. Number one: an unknown evil force wants to steal my power. Now, instead of protecting and healing the whacked out inhabitants of Assjacket, my power has wonked out on me and I’ve blasted ginormous holes all over town. Not to mention Roger the Rabbit is now sporting a pentagon of penii thanks to me and is keen on contacting the Guinness Book of World Records.
Armed with questionable voodoo skills and seriously frayed nerves, I’m Two: gonna do what any partially-sane, potty-mouthed, witch would do… I’m calling in the semi-evil, butt-ugly Bermangoggleshitz to train me. The warlock’s penchant for push-ups makes me hate him with the fire of a thousand suns, but if I can’t control my dark magic, it will control me.
With Sassy and Cookie Witch by my side, I’ll Three: get a handle on my dark voodoo—or doodoo as I’ve renamed it—so Assjacket won’t end up as one massive crater. And I need all the help I can get. An evil like we’ve never seen is gunning for us—specifically me.
We’ll be the Three Amigos. The Three Musketeers. The Three Stooges. Whatever. As the saying goes…three’s a crowd, three’s company, three’s a party.
Nope. Three’s a charm. And I’m gonna turn it on for all I’m worth.
Oh my Robyn, I am now seriously beginning to wonder just what you and your hubbie get up to when the kids are away…! I’m sure you’ll claim you just read it somewhere but I’m not so certain!
A really good funny, potty mouthed story, and the twins are adorable.
This book was really on form and I giggled my way through it.
The Unlikeable Demon Hunter : Need
Nava Katz #3
paranormal, demons and devils, urban fantasy
Te Da Media
(14 Aug. 2017)
Less Hopelessly Devoted, more Worse Things I Could Do.
Nava is hot on the heels of a demonic serial killer and finally working with her brother. The assignment should be a dream come true, not a nightmarish power struggle made worse by her twin's refusal to believe there's corruption within the Brotherhood. Nava is determined to find proof of their dirty dealings, even as she risks irrefutably breaking her sibling bond.
Speaking of clocking annoying males upside the head... Nava is also totally over smoking hot rock star and fellow hunter Rohan Mitra. There is a veritable buffet of boy options out there, and this girl is now all-you-can-eat. So when her demon hunt brings her first love, Cole, back into her life, her revenge fantasies for closure-on all fronts-are a go. Except neither her old wounds nor her new ones are as healed as she believes.
Still, she's got work to do:
Guy problems: terminate with extreme prejudice.
Nava rides again to the rescue! Her twin finally finds a way to help. There is fighting. There are demons and devils and magic and…
All good fun with a feisty heroine to imitate? Role model?
Damned and Desirable
Eternally Yours #2
paranormal romance, demons and devils
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
**Warning, this book contains scenes of dead people having sex, only really sexy dead people, not zombies or sparkly vampires. Rest assured, no body parts fell off during the making of these sex scenes, just bras and undies, and no fangs or hammers were used during foreplay.** What could be worse than getting tricked by a demon and sucked into the fiery pit of doom? Discovering that the demon who captured your soul is also the devastatingly sexy twin of the man who still has your heart. The only fate worse than eternal damnation is eternal temptation. Someone please get me some water. It’s getting hot in here.
Twin hot alphas – how do you choose between them? And can you resist the other twin when you have chosen? Turns out to be trickier than you might think when you are in Hell drinking the ‘horny’ water.
Hell has 13 levels and each is nastier than the last but you can make a living if you are strong enough but try not to become a blood slave of the major demons…
Welcome To Hell Book 4
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
(10 Jun. 2014)
Good thing this Hellcat has nine lives because he’s going to need them if he’s going to survive Lucifer’s latest scheme and land on his four furry feet. Okay, so Felipe ate a few of the Styx sea creatures. In his defense, they were awfully tasty. Depleting the monster reservoir didn’t mean Lucifer had to go all Lord of Hell on him and order him to go on a stupid mission. And to Siren Isle of all places! Everyone knows males should stay far, far away from that dangerous place. The only stroke of luck is the woman he’s after isn’t a siren. Nor is she quite a mermaid. As a matter of fact, Jenny isn’t like anyone he’s ever met—so, of course, this curious cat wants her. Except he’s not the only one. Not long after his arrival, he runs into problems, which he’s only too happy to solve in a permanent and violent fashion. Getting Jenny off the island and back to Hell’s inner circle is proving more troublesome than expected, though. Who knew a simple retrieval mission would signal the start of a dangerous—yet exhilarating—adventure, and despite his tomcat ways, this purring feline can’t help but fall in love.
I’ve been wanting to read this story since I found out about a hellcat and was not disappointed.
As a cat owner, I can just imagine my cat – if she could talk – saying the same things as Felipe does. And certainly some of my male cats, if not neutered would behave the same. And as for catching protected creatures – we had one tom who caught everything he could even protected dormice! And he stole steak from our neighbour’s kitchen when she left the window open and dropped a live baby bunny on our daughter’s head at Easter and and….
It drives my dad nuts I’m such a goody two shoes, but the fact that I’m a virgin makes smoke pour from his ears. Literally. But not purposely. See, I’m determined to save myself for love, but daddy dear, more commonly known as Lucifer, just wants me to stop being an embarrassment. Maybe he’ll get his wish because I met a hunk in my bar. We’re talking serious sex on a stick—or so my sister Bambi likes to say. Could he be the one? He certainly melts my panties like marshmallows over the coals of Hell, but do I dare trust him? My last boyfriend thought he’d gain infamy by killing me. He’s infamous all right. Dad had him mounted on the wall surrounding his palace, his version of modern art titled, ‘Touch my baby girl and die’. Cute in a twisted way. But my love life isn’t the only thing bothering me. There’s someone threatening the denizens of Hell, and while my daddy says to not worry my pretty little head about it, I can’t help but get drawn into the fight because whoever is behind the attacks keeps coming after me. Bring it. I’m not afraid to protect myself because being a princess of Hell means that sometimes I have to grab a demon by the horns and slap it around a bit. It’s what keeps my ass looking great. Nothing in my life is ever simple, and I blame that on my dad, Lucifer. Assassination attempts, hellhounds, and a rebellion in Hell? A piece of cake compared to the turmoil in my heart. No one ever told me love would be the toughest battle of all.
A spin-off series from Welcome to Hell
Muriel is lovely, and the daughter of Lucifer, and to the extreme annoyance of Lucifer not up to erotic escapades unlike her half-sister Bambi. Bambi always wins Slut of the Year.
Yes, the competitions in Hell are somewhat different to those in Heaven – which is bland in comparison – according to Lucifer anyway.
Muriel is so not her half-sister, that at the age of 23 years old she is still a virgin.
This is a series of 4 books in which Muriel finds her mate(s); finds out who her mother is – rather surprising; has a daughter; and proves to be as lusty as her sister Bambi – if not more so! She finds that she needs sex – lots of it – very adult themes cued here, to fuel her magic. And Nefertiti, the Hell Sorceress, tells her – and her mate(s) how to do this and ramp up the experience so that she obtains maximum power.