Geeks are Good

Hell’s Geek Book Cover Hell’s Geek
Welcome to Hell #6
Eve Langlais
paranormal, mythology, romance
Kindle

Welcome to the pit where the danger is never ending, the sea monsters are multiplying, and Lucifer is playing with hearts.

Big deal, so he kept losing the oar. It wasn't Adexios fault the Styx monsters were working against him, but tell that to his dad. Charon is determined to make a man out of him--whether his mother likes it or not--and Lucifer has offered to help. Help means sending Adexios in to the wilds of Hell with an Amazon warrior as his companion.

The savage fighter doesn't know what to think of her geeky partner. Adexios attracts Valaska with his brains instead of brawn. He also shows a cunning courage she can't help but respect.

They'll need all the skills they can muster, though, if they're going to prevail against the newest threat to Hell. With the wilds submerged by seawater, and monsters hungry for flesh, they'll have to fight to stay alive, and learn opposites not only attract, they explode. (With passion, not guts, in case that wasn't clear.)

Charon (the boatman across the Styx) has a son, who is not a good boatman – but he is a whizz at maths and also makes friends with the river’s monsters.

In hell, you do the opposite of the norm to gain bonuses and brownie points with Lucifer. So being rude is good.

Lucifer wants to win the competition of Worst Boss!

So when going to school you need to flunk out not come top of the class – but Adexios comes top of everything to shame of his mother and father…

But what he learns – both in school and out, especially his exotic creatures and their biology, proves useful when sent into Hell’s Wilds. With an Amazonian warrior no less.

A fun adult book with all the mythologies and as always a surprise from  Eve.

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Weddings and Hell

Hell’s Bells Book Cover Hell’s Bells
Eve Langlais
paranormal, humour, satire, romantic comedy
Kindle

Welcome to Hell where good intentions have paved the road in sin.

A catastrophe has befallen Hell. The great and mighty Lucifer has fallen prey to the most wicked of spells. He’s become…nice.

Just using that word makes Gaia want to gag. The demon she fell in love with is not some pushover, polite, candy-ass, nice guy. She wants her big, bad Lord of Sin back.

Can she, along with the minions of Hell, find a way to break the curse? And will they do it in time to celebrate the wedding from Hell?

Lucifer getting married ? well yes, especially to Gaia. But that said, I think Eve was getting tired when she wrote this one. Lots of mayhem but each book seemed to me to be getting shorter and the storylines less imaginative. After all, how many times can you have killing and wars and?

3 stars. Sorry Eve!

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Whose Daughter?

Lucifer’s Daughter Book Cover Lucifer’s Daughter
Lucifer’s Daughter
Eve Langlais
demons, devils, angels, romantic comedy
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; 2 edition
(22 Oct. 2015)

It drives my dad nuts I’m such a goody two shoes, but the fact that I’m a virgin makes smoke pour from his ears. Literally. But not purposely. See, I’m determined to save myself for love, but daddy dear, more commonly known as Lucifer, just wants me to stop being an embarrassment. Maybe he’ll get his wish because I met a hunk in my bar. We’re talking serious sex on a stick—or so my sister Bambi likes to say. Could he be the one? He certainly melts my panties like marshmallows over the coals of Hell, but do I dare trust him? My last boyfriend thought he’d gain infamy by killing me. He’s infamous all right. Dad had him mounted on the wall surrounding his palace, his version of modern art titled, ‘Touch my baby girl and die’. Cute in a twisted way. But my love life isn’t the only thing bothering me. There’s someone threatening the denizens of Hell, and while my daddy says to not worry my pretty little head about it, I can’t help but get drawn into the fight because whoever is behind the attacks keeps coming after me. Bring it. I’m not afraid to protect myself because being a princess of Hell means that sometimes I have to grab a demon by the horns and slap it around a bit. It’s what keeps my ass looking great. Nothing in my life is ever simple, and I blame that on my dad, Lucifer. Assassination attempts, hellhounds, and a rebellion in Hell? A piece of cake compared to the turmoil in my heart. No one ever told me love would be the toughest battle of all.

A spin-off series from Welcome to Hell

Muriel is lovely, and the daughter of Lucifer, and to the extreme annoyance of Lucifer not up to erotic escapades unlike her half-sister Bambi. Bambi always wins Slut of the Year.

Yes, the competitions in Hell are somewhat different to those in Heaven – which is bland in comparison – according to Lucifer anyway.

Muriel is so not her half-sister, that at the age of 23 years old she is still a virgin.

This is a series of 4 books in which Muriel finds her mate(s); finds out who her mother is – rather surprising; has a daughter; and proves to be as lusty as her sister Bambi – if not more so! She finds that she needs sex – lots of it – very adult themes cued here, to fuel her magic. And Nefertiti, the Hell Sorceress, tells her – and her mate(s) how to do this and ramp up the experience so that she obtains maximum power.

All good – erotic – fun as always from Eve.

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Psychotic mate match?

A Demon and his Psycho Book Cover A Demon and his Psycho
Welcome to Hell #2
Eve Langlais
paranormal, humour, satire, romantic comedy
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Kindle

With a giggle and an outrageous mouth - perfect for things other than talking - Katie comes flying into Xaphan's life, upsetting centuries of self-inflicted misery. How can he stay true to the one he lost when a bubbly psycho, with mismatched eyes, keeps consuming his thoughts - and awakening his desire? So she was a tad bit nuts, Katie's insanity came in handy as the Devil's favorite problem solver. But killing's not on the menu when a dragon goes missing, and worse, Lucifer teams her up with Hell's grumpiest demon. Xaphan's rejection of her advances only makes her more determined to seduce him. And despite her violent reputation, a part of her is oddly tempted to let him live. Warning:This story centers around a grumpy demon holding on to an ancient vow and a perky psycho (with killer tendencies) who is determined to make him snap. There's cursing, melt-your-screen hotness, messed up religious tropes and snort out loud fun. If you already know you're going to Hell, then dive on in.

 

 

 

Fun!

They do love kill – both of them – and even have competitions to see can kill the most.

‘Natch these are demons who need killing but.

And any of the Damned who get involved and killed will just go back into the pit and be reborn as a new soul wiped clean of all sins, so not that bad maybe?

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Marriage et al

Hell’s Bells Book Cover Hell’s Bells
Welcome to Hell #6
Eve Langlais
paranormal, humour, satire, romantic comedy
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
(20 Feb. 2016)

@GaiaLuc4ever: The countdown to the wedding from Hell is about to start... #ballandchain #welcometohell #hornedduckiesrule A catastrophe has befallen Hell. The great and mighty Lucifer has fallen prey to the most wicked of spells. He’s become…nice. Just using that word makes Gaia want to gag. The demon she fell in love with is not some pushover, some polite, candy-ass, nice guy. She wants her big, bad Lord of Sin back. Can she, along with the minions of Hell, find a way to break the curse? And will they do it in time to celebrate the wedding from Hell? Hell’s Bells are ringing The Wedding March, and Lucifer’s got just the outfit for the grand event.

Lucifer getting married ? well yes, especially to Gaia. But that said, I think Eve was getting tired when she wrote this one. Lots of mayhem but each book seemed to me to be getting shorter and the storylines less imaginative. After all, how many times can you have killing and wars and?

Sorry Eve!

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