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Max and the Spice Thieves Book Cover Max and the Spice Thieves
(Secrets of the Twilight Djinn #1)
John Peragine
Genres: Fantasy, Young Adult
Crumblebee Books
Publication date: April 20th 2021

When his mother goes missing, Max Daybreaker’s world is turned upside down. Luckily, a crew of Spice Pirates, led by the mysterious Captain Cinn, help Max on his dangerous mission across the three seas. Along the way, an unlikely alliance aids in his search—a teenage warrior queen, a three-eyed seer, and an assassin spy. Their journey takes them through treacherous lands while facing shapeshifting bears, an ancient witch, harpies, and the nightmarish Djinn, who will stop at nothing to enslave the world. With every new challenge, Max unlocks the secrets of his unsettling past. Powers awaken within, forcing him to question everything he knows. Is Max who he thinks he is? Only time and destiny will tell…

cartoon pirate design vectors set

Can you tell your readers something about why you chose this particular topic to write about?

Max and the Spice Thieves was a book that I never intended to write but was born out of necessity. My son was diagnosed with Cold Urticaria from a young age, and with it came some severe reactions that landed us in the hospital.

The first time it was really an issue was during a visit to the happiest place on Earth- Disney World. Our family stayed at the Animal Kingdom resort (imagine giraffes outside your window when you wake up.) My son spent time in the pool, and when he got out, he was covered in hives and had a fever. We called the front desk for help, and the Disney EMTs showed up in the room. (I didn’t know they existed. They were terrific). We realized Max was struggling, and so was our family as we felt helpless to help him. As we spent time in ERs and overnight stays at the hospital, I began writing the Enchanted Boy. In it, the boy, Max, had magic inside him that made him sick whenever he went outside. Max was brave and powerful, and once the spell was released, he felt better. I wrote a chapter a day and read it to him by night.

Our Max began to improve, and one day he came home from school and asked, “Where is my book?” I had never intended to publish the adventures of Max Daybreaker, but my Max insisted. So, three rewrites, four extensive edits, two different covers, and a title change, and Max and the Spice Thieves is now a reality. Book two is almost complete, and it is shaping up to be more than three books in the series.

Max is brave and loyal and values family more than anything else in the book, as does the real Max at home. Max is a strong, young male protagonist, which is not written about often in Middle-Grade fiction these days, so I believe it makes it unique and enjoyable for fans of that genre.

No matter what happens with Max and the Spice Thieves or the rest of the Secrets of the Twilight Djinn series, I really care about one fan and want to make him happy- my son Max.

Author links:

https://johnperaginebooks.com/

https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16293261.John_Peragine

https://www.facebook.com/johnperagineauthor/

https://www.instagram.com/johnpwriter/

To purchase:

https://books.apple.com/us/book/max-and-the-spice-thieves/id1544179004

https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/max-and-the-spice-thieves-1

Author Bio

John Peragine is an author of over fourteen books. The Secrets of the Twilight Djinn series was written as a bedtime story for his son Max to cope with medical issues he was facing as a little boy. John is a full-time ghostwriter who lives with his son, wife, and a menagerie of animals on his vineyard overlooking the Mississippi River.

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Losing her dog

Lost Dog Book Cover Lost Dog
Kate Spicer
Human-animal relationships Auto-Biography non-Fiction
Ebury Press
January 30, 2020
288

The Sunday Times top ten bestseller 'Lost Dog is already one of my books of the year. Spicer writes like a dream...You will love it.' India Knight, Sunday Times 'Sharply observed and deeply funny, it's one of the best, most enjoyable books of 2019 so far' British Vogue What did Fleabag do next? One morning, you wake up and wonder what has happened to your life. Then you realise: you happened to yourself. Kate is a middle aged woman trying to steer some order into a life that is going off the rails. When she adopts a lurcher called Wolfy, the shabby rescue dog saves her from herself. But when the dog disappears, it is up to Kate to hit the streets of London and find him. Will she save him, as he has saved her - or will she lose everything? As she trudges endlessly calling his name in the hopeless hope she may find him, she runs into other people's landscapes and lives, finding allies amongst psychics, bloggers and mysterious midnight joggers. Trying to find her dog tests her relationship, and her sanity, to its limits - and gets her thinking about her life, and why things have turned out as they have for her. A brilliant, life-affirming memoir, Lost Dog is a book like no other about the myth of modern womanhood.

The thing that I liked most about this book is the honesty.

Lurcher - Your Dog

There is no glossing over the drugs and drink to make them seem glamorous, just the truth of a dysfunctional life.

I’ve never had a dog, but we did lose a cat once – for about a week. He crossed a main road and lost his scent markers on his territory and yes there is great sadness and ‘hopeless hope’ as the posters go up, and the notices. We found him – or rather he was recognised as he begged for food and was safely returned.

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Oh these hockey players….

I Pucking Love You
Pippa Grant
Fiction, Contemporary Romance, Humour
Bang Laugh Love LLC
(8 April 2021)
KU

You know those stories where an adorably misunderstood clumsy girl needs a fake date to a wedding so she asks her brother’s best friend and they accidentally fall in love? I wish that was the kind of life I lead, but it’s not. I don’t need a date to a wedding. I need a date to a funeral. Clumsy sometimes fits, but then, that’s true for all of us, right? But adorable? No. Misunderstood? Nope again. I’m just your average girl, standing in front of a funeral invitation, asking it to be a winning lottery ticket instead. And I don’t have a brother, or a best friend with a brother available, which means I’m stuck with Tyler Jaeger. Sure, he’s a professional hockey player who also knows advanced calculus, but let’s say we’re not compatible and leave it at that. I should know. I am a matchmaker. Not a very good one, but that’s beside the point. I know a mismatch when I see one. Still, Tyler’s what I’ve got, and I am not going to this funeral solo, so he’s what I’ll take. After all—what could go wrong at a funeral? I Pucking Love You is a hilariously wrong romantic comedy about the world’s worst matchmaker, a hockey player with a problem he doesn’t want to talk about, and an awkward date-of-convenience that everyone would prefer to forget. It comes complete with a cat working his way through his nine lives, all the sexy times, fish and chips, and a swoony happily-ever-after.

So this was an ARC from the author for review as part of her continuing story of the hockey players (and football and other hot men…) from this small US town which had an ice rink in the winter and a football pitch in the summer.

We are working our way through all the players and this time it was the tuen of the latest player to join the hockey team as a (temporary) replacement for the goalie who had been ill. However, he was so good they kept him on as alternate.

We have met Muffy, the female lead before. She is a bit a klutz, lives with her mother, and fails to keep a job. however, she has a start-up business, part funded by a friend in Matchmaking. With a very unfortunate name for her business. Also, I don’t get why, with an excellent second name – Alexandra – she could use that or Alex rather than Muffy, but Muffy it is.

Jaegar is the goalie she has a relationship with. he has been in previous books, but at that time, I wasn’t at al sure about his character, but in this it really comes out. I still don’t like his beard – but that’s personal and if Muffy likes it, well… although the scruff in the book cover is something else.

He seems to be a good, non-judgemental, intelligent and caring person, and very tolerant. He would have to be with Muffy. And his family. His sisters are hilarious. And as the baby of the family, with a very much older brother, and then sisters and a mother with no filters on their words at the family dinners, he had a lot of knowledge that most men don’t acquire until much later in life!

As always, this book is very funny. Very well written. and worth buying.

I Pucking Love You by [Pippa Grant]

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Gabriel Rocks:

Gabriel’s Album Book Cover Gabriel’s Album
(Cruise Control Heroes, #1)
by Sian Ceinwen
Genres: Adult, Contemporary, Romance
Publication date: March 14th 2021

The rock star always gets the girl… I’m living my dream. For as long as I can remember, I’ve wanted to be a rock star. And now here I am, about to start my first big tour, when she comes along. Ariana. From the second we meet, she’s all I can think about. Asking her to come on tour with me is easy. But she’s shy, insecure, and the paparazzi scare her. We live in two completely different worlds. I love her and I know that she’s worth fighting for. The problem is, I’m not sure if love is enough. Gabriel’s Album is the first book in the Cruise Control Heroes series. It’s the companion novel to The Album. Fall in love with Gabriel and Ariana all over again as Cruise Control embarks on their first world tour. 

The rock star always gets the girl

AUTHOR BIO:

Hi, I’m Sian Ceinwen and I live in Western Australia with my husband and two kids. I started writing this in the third person but it was just odd. A little bit about me, I’ve enjoyed writing all my life, getting the worlds and characters in my head down for other people to enjoy is my passion.

Writing a book wasn’t something I ever thought I could really do but inspired by a song, I aimed to do it. With a lot of coaxing from my friends for me to finish it so they could find out the ending.

I released Gabriel and Ariana’s story, The Album, on March 14th, 2020. Harrison and Heather’s story, The Wedding, came out on June 6th, 2020. Sebastian and Lita’s book, The Baby, was released on November 18th, 2020.

The first book in the companion series, Gabriel’s Album, is available for pre-order and will be released on March 14th, 2021. It’s Gabriel and Ariana’s story retold from Gabriel’s point of view.

I hope that you will fall in love with the Cruise Control world the same way that I have.

And you want to know more about Sian?

Here’s what she said to me:

  1. Can you tell your readers something about why you chose this particular topic to write about?
    1. What appealed to you about it?
    1. Why do you think it is different and your approach is unique?

I was inspired to write this story because of the song by The All-American Rejects called “Gives You Hell”. I just loved the idea of the ordinary girl who broke the rock star’s heart and went back to her ordinary life.

I also remembered when Maroon 5’s album “Songs About Jane” came out. I used to joke, “Whoever Jane was, she really did a number on somebody.” So, again, I liked the idea of the rock star writing an entire album about his ex-girlfriend.

Each chapter is a song from the album. It tells that specific part of their relationship, which I think is a bit different. And, of course, there’s a HEA. 😉

  • How long do you think about a topic before deciding to write about it?
    • Do you have a set of notes or a note book where you write down topics that appeal before making a decision as to which topic this time?

I’m big on Excel spreadsheets, so I have one with writing projects in it. I’ll write down in there any ideas or inspiration that I have for future books. I’m still writing my first book series, so for now I’m set. Once I started writing The Album (which Gabriel’s Album is the companion to), I planned out the four-book series with the other three band members as the focus of each.

  • How long does it take to research a topic before you write?
    • And for this book?

I was big into music in my youth, so this was a pretty easy topic for me to write about. There are definitely aspects of it that I needed to research, though. I tend to write character-driven fiction, so I’ll start writing, and then research anything that I don’t know about as I go.

  • What resources do you use? In general and for the last book that you wrote?

It’s funny you should ask, just the other day I asked a friend how writers managed before the internet! I’m lucky to be writing in an age where we carry the entirety of mankind’s knowledge in our pocket.

At the moment, I’m writing Harrison’s Wedding, which is the second book in this series and the companion book to The Wedding. In it, Harrison gets a custom signature guitar made. Two of my friends have lots of industry knowledge, one was able to tell me all about what a guitarist would want in his dream guitar, and another was able to give me industry information on brand deals, etc.

I then spent two entire days watching YouTube videos of guitars being made, and one about St. Vincent’s signature guitar, then factory tours and the website of a guitar manufacturer, along with articles about how they’re made. It was fascinating, and hopefully no luthiers come after me for it being unrealistic when the book is published! 😉

  • How helpful do you find authority figures such as the police, medics etc when you say you want to write about them?
    • Is there a good way to approach them in your experience?

Again, I’m extremely lucky to have an author friend whose day job is literally being a doctor. She’s been so helpful to me. She was looking up drugs for me at her work to tell me the effects and how they’re tested for, etc.

  • If you need specialist knowledge to write a book, how do you obtain it? For instance, do you interview people? Go to the location? Use Google Earth? Apps?

As an example, I wrote a novella under a pen name where the hero lived in upstate New York. Well, I’m from Western Australia and have visited New York City precisely once in my life! I did a lot of Googling to find the right town to use, how far it would be to drive from the city, what the local restaurants and attractions are like, etc.

Most places have websites, these days, which makes it easy to do research!

  • Would you recommend self-publishing and building an audience before approaching a publisher? If so, what benefits do you see that it might have for the aspiring novelist?

At the moment, I don’t have any desire to become traditionally published. I suppose, it would be nice to have that feeling of being a “real” author. But I love self-publishing. I get to do things like publish each book on the band member’s birthday. I have control over what I want to do with my stories and don’t have to answer to anybody except my readers, which I love.

  • Does writing provide sufficient income to live on? And how long did it take before this happened?

Unfortunately, not at the moment, but I’ve only just passed my anniversary of publishing anything. So, I still work a full-time job. Even though I’m making a decent amount from writing (which I’m incredibly grateful for!), as the sole breadwinner in our house, I would need to be able to completely replace my income before I could quit my day job.

The downside to self-publishing is that I have to pay out of pocket for covers, editing, proofreading, and marketing. The upside to still having a day job is that I get to claim it all on tax, at least. Yay?

  • Or what is the funniest thing that has happened to you when writing / researching a book?

Oh god, this might be too spicy, but last night I literally was Googling “male masturbation sound in shower” for my next book. I needed to know what could be heard over the sound of the shower running. I ended up searching on a *cough* different site to find out.

For those who are curious, the answer is that you probably won’t hear the sound, but you’ll hear the moaning. The more you know. 😉

  1. What do you read when you are ill in bed?

I’m always reading other indie authors these days. Or writing my own books/reading them back to edit them. A good romance always makes me feel better, though!

  1. What is your favourite genre?

Steamy contemporary romance. Hands down. I write rock stars, but I mostly read billionaires.

  1. If you could recommend a living author – who would it be? A dead author?

Living author would have to be Sophie Kinsella. As much as I steamy books, she’s probably my favourite author. Dead author…oooh, tough one. I still have a soft spot for Enid Blyton’s books, but that’s more in a sense of passing them on to my children.

  1. Which author had the most influence on your writing? Your writing style? Your writing genre?

There’s no doubt about this one, it’s Liz Berry. When I was 10 years old, I stole my 15-year-old cousin’s library book and read it after he told me I couldn’t read it. That book was Easy Connections, and he was 100% correct that I shouldn’t have been reading it at 10! I have little doubt that it’s why I write rock stars, but it’s also why I make sure that consent is a running theme in my books. There’s nothing sexier than enthusiastic consent!

  1. In your opinion who is the funniest author now writing?

Ooooh, if you haven’t read anything by Missy Johnson, check her out. Her books are absolutely hysterical.

  1. Have you ever tried to imitate another author’s style? And if so, why?

No. Not at all. No idea is new, of course, but I would never try to purposely imitate someone else’s style of writing. I think that would be far more difficult than writing what feels natural and comfortable to me.

  1. What have you done with the things you wrote when in school?

Sadly, my parents’ house burned down during a bushfire in 2014, so we lost everything. The only memories I have from my childhood are things that I happened to have been given and were at my house before our family home burned down.

  1. Do you have any pets?

Sadly, no! I used to have two Burmese cats named Sirius and Remus, but they both passed away a few years ago. We do plan to get pets when we move into a new house. Our current place isn’t set up for pets.

  1. Which of your books / series are you most proud of?

I only have the one series, and I love it so much. I can’t wait until the final book in the series comes out in October and everyone can see how it all ties together. The book I’m the most proud of is probably The Wedding. I think it’s the book that has the most raw emotion and I love it.

  1. What, in your life, are you most proud of doing?

Aside from my boys, it’s definitely writing my books. As much as it’s easy for me to write a book, I’m aware that it’s not something that a lot of people can do. Nothing makes me happier than getting feedback from readers and hearing how my books have made them feel something. To have people connect with my writing is a beautiful thing.

  • Which is your favourite place to visit? Do you incorporate it into your books?

I like to visit my friends in the US, and I set my books there. During the pandemic, I’ve been travelling only within Western Australia, and it’s been nice to visit places I’ve taken for granted. I went to Margaret River for the first time ever, and it’s amazing…I can see why everyone raves about it! 😉

  • If you could be any fictional character, which would you be? And why?

Captain Marvel, definitely. She’s the strongest Avenger, and totally badass.

  • If you could choose to live in another country/town – which would you choose? And why?

My initial instinct is that I love Perth and would never want to live anywhere else…BUT I absolutely love the snow and skiing. So, if I could l live anywhere else, it would be in a ski resort somewhere like New Zealand, or Switzerland, or Canada.

  • What would you take on a desert island to read if you could only take 3 books?

Ah, the joy of being a writer. It doesn’t matter which 3 books I take, because I can write stories in my head to keep myself entertained. It’s often how I get myself to sleep, by playing out scenes with my characters in my head.

However, I would definitely take “Can You Keep A Secret?” by Sophie Kinsella. I’m not sure what other books I would choose. I read lots of books in series, and I’d hate to have one of a series and not the others. So, I’d probably pick two random (hopefully long) steamy contemporary romances, then keep myself entertained otherwise.

  • Do you people watch to find characters for your books? How do you do this?

Really, it’s more about observing people in general and how they interact with one another. I write about friendships, so I just think about how people talk and act with their friends.

I often joke that if I like you, your name will end up in one of my books. The only person who I asked for permission to use their name was my friend Cal, because I wanted to use his first and last name for the character because he’s got a cool name.

  • What music – if any – do you think inspires you to write? Is it different for each novel or the same?

I make a playlist for each book. I start out by picking songs that I think will fit the theme and vibe of the book, then I’ll let Spotify play music based on that playlist. As I find songs that I feel fit the playlist, I’ll add them to it.

  • Do you write at home or away from home? If at home, what does your space look like? Are you a tidy person?
    • If away from home – where and why?

I write anywhere and everywhere. My friend got me into using Google Docs, so I’m able to write on my phone when I’m out. Otherwise, I’ll often use my laptop in bed or on the PC in our computer room. I write as often as I can, only my lunch break at work, I take my laptop into an empty meeting room, set a timer for half an hour, and write like mad.

  •  Do you keep a timeline and character traits pinned up on your wall? On post-its?
    • If not how do you remember important items about your characters like height, weight, colouring, likes and dislikes etc?

As I said, I’m big on Excel spreadsheets, so I actually have a spreadsheet with the entire Cruise Control series mapped out. I like Excel because I can use formulas to get exact dates. I have a timeline of their lives over a fifteen year timespan from when they first met as teens through to when the last book ends.

  • Were you inspired by any folk stories? If so which ones? And what was it about them that inspired you?

Only in the sense that I’m sure that reading them as a child inspired my love of storytelling and reading. I’ve just always loved spending time in book worlds.

  • Should monsters /criminals be given a second chance? Can they be reformed? What is the best type of prison for them? (you can include paranormals here)

This is a tough question. I do believe that crimes have punishments and when people have done the time, they shouldn’t be punished further. I do believe people can change; however, some crimes are so heinous that you can’t imagine the person should ever be let loose on society again.

  • Who is your favourite pirate and why?

Ugggggh, I hate myself but I’m going to say Jack Sparrow. Probably just in the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie. It was an epic performance.

  • Do you enjoy sailing? On a lake or the sea?
    • And what about tall masted ships- are they better than engines or?

I don’t hate it, but I’m not really a boat person. I’ll go out on a boat, and I love to swim, but I’m not so into boats that I have a personal preference about them!

  • Has the pandemic inspired you with any new stories to write? If so, what is the story premise?

I made the choice not to include the pandemic in my books. I don’t know if that was unwise or not but I’d already started The Wedding, which begins on June 6th 2020, in January before we knew that it would turn into a pandemic! I like that people can escape reality into my books where the pandemic doesn’t exist.

  • How many books did you write during Covid19/Lockdown?

I wrote four books, two novellas, and an accidental reverse harem last year! I definitely used writing as a way to escape.

  • If you were asked to write a family saga which century would you place it in?

I’d almost certainly write it as a contemporary because it’s what I enjoy. It would be about some impossibly wealthy family and their trials and tribulations. Someone would get shot, and we wouldn’t know who did it until book three. I’m just spitballing here. 😉

  • What about turning your best seller into a film or TV series – would you want to write the script or be on the production team?

I’m not a scriptwriter, so I wouldn’t want to write the script, but I would absolutely want to be involved in the production. I don’t know, I’ve just seen so many book to movie/TV adaptions that I’ve hated because they lost the essence of things that were important to the story and added things that weren’t.

  • What about ‘snark’? is it good or bad?

Snark is amazing. I don’t think every character should be snarky, but there should be someone with some balls to speak up.

  • Is it easy to write humour?

I think so. I basically just write the jokes and comments that I would make with my friends. I wrote something the other day that had me giggling for ages. It was Harrison making a joke that Gabriel would get a signature hair tie for his man bun. I’m giggling again, now. I guess you had to be there.

  • How many of the accidents – funny or otherwise, or bad experiences in your stories are based on your own experiences? Or those of your friends?

Oooooh, I draw on my personal experiences a lot. On a lighter level, I give my characters some of my favourite foods to eat and activities to do.

On a deeper level, I definitely draw on bad experiences, as well. In one of the books, something happens that’s quite traumatic, and the character turns to alcohol to cope until they get help and are able to find healthier coping mechanisms to deal with it. That’s definitely something that I did in my past, and no, it wasn’t healthy for either me or the character!

  • How easy is it to write a good sex scene? And do you have to have experienced these things do you think, to write about them successfully?

Ooooh, another good question. I hope my sex scenes are good! I think they’re pretty easy to write, and sometimes I think it’s better to have experienced things to know how they actually feel. I’ve read a lot of super unrealistic and cringy sex scenes before.

Something I see a lot are BDSM portrayals that come across as though the person has no real experience with it. If consent is key in vanilla relationships, it’s even more key in BDSM relationships. I think that’s definitely one sex aspect where it’s easy for people to write something that’s cliché and not even close to what it’s like in reality.

I should clarify that I left BDSM (mostly) out of my main series, but have definitely got it in my reverse harem. 😉

  • A challenge: Write 500 or more words including in it at least two of the following statements and 1 of the words.     
    • If my cat could talk it would say I was a …
    • Feed me now or forever clear up when I poop in your shoe
    • Pink? I am a tutu wearing cat but never pink!
    • May your fur be rainbow coloured and your tail a feather
    • Poopalicious
    • Humphthingalong
    • Scatishly
    • oopsadaisytuttuttut

It’s been a long day at work, and I’m tired. I drive home in rush hour traffic, almost getting killed fifteen times on the way by people who want to lane hop. When I finally get to my house, I pull into the garage, turn off the car and drop my head on the steering wheel.

I jump in fright as the car horn sounds, echoing loudly around the garage. I sigh loudly, and get out of the car. As I reach the door to the house, I hear the sounds of meowing and scratching, and I smile.

“Hello, babies,” I say as I greet my cats.

Humpthingalong and Poopalicious, or Humpy and Poopoo, were named by my niece and nephew. Life pro tip: Don’t let children name your pets. Especially if one is young enough to still think poop jokes are funny, and the other is old enough to think sex jokes are funny.

I make my way to my bedroom with Humpy and Poopoo following me, talking to me as they do. I drop my bag in the closet, strip off my work clothes and bra, then put on a pair of sweats.

Poopoo is glaring at me while meowing loudly, and I know exactly what he’s saying. “Feed me now or forever clear up when I poop in your shoe.”

“Okay, Poops. I’ll get you both some dinner.”

They trail behind me as I head to the laundry where I get their cat food out of the cupboard. The meowing intensifies as I open the container and put a scoop into each of their bowls.

“Play nicely, boys,” I warn them as I put the food away.

Humpy has a habit of scarfing down his food, then eating Poopoo’s before he has a chance to finish it.

I head to the kitchen and pull out some chicken to cook for dinner. I grill the chicken and make a salad to go with it, putting the leftovers in containers to take to work for lunch tomorrow. I’m sitting at the table eating my meal when Humpy appears. He sits at my feet and meows at me to pick him up.

“I’m eating my dinner, Humpy. I’ll give you pats afterward.”

He meows again and I look down at him. If my cat could talk, he would say that I was a cruel person who doesn’t give him enough food or love. I feel guilty for leaving them at home while I was at work all day, so I scoot my chair back and allow him to jump onto my lap. I eat around him while he rubs his face against my arms.

“I love you, too.” I grin down at him.

When I finish eating, I encourage Humpy to hop off my lap before I take my dishes to the kitchen. I rinse them off before stacking them in the dishwasher and heading to the lounge room to watch TV.

I lay on the sofa and put a show in Netflix. It isn’t long before both cats are sitting on me and purring loudly as I pet them while I watch the show. I can feel myself relaxing with the comfort of my kitties, and I couldn’t be happier to spend the evening in their company.

The End

(Side note: I really missing having cats, now!)

If you could be an animal which animal would you be? Give three reasons. You may NOT choose to be a dog or a cat.

I would be a dolphin. They’re wildly intelligent, and I love the water, so I’d be happy to live in the water!

  • How many ‘packs’ should a hero have? Are 8 too many and what might a character lick off them? Why?

Hmmmmm, I like a 6-pack. Super muscly bodybuilder types are too much for me, but a sportsman with an 8-pack is fine.

Lick off them? Anything, really. Whipped cream is a classic for a reason!

  • What music inspires you? And which instrument is best for which scenes?

Any type of music can inspire me, depending on the mood I’m going for, and the lyrics in the song. Obviously quieter more serious scenes require quieter and more serious music. I do love songs with mostly piano, it’s my favourite instrument.

50.   There are supposedly a number of character arcs. I have listed some archetypes and some characters below as examples. Which of these following do you use most? Why? And do you have any to add? And which book would we find them in?

·       Transformation

·       Maturity

·       Alteration

·       Decline

·       Mulan.

·       Black Panther.

·       Iron Man.

·       Emma Woodhouse

·       Elisa Esposito.

·       Ebeneezer Scrooge.

·       Bridget Jones.

I would say that I use Maturity and Alteration the most, but I have used Decline for part of one of the books. My favourite character arc over the series is Sebastian’s. I love that if you went straight from The Album to The Baby, you couldn’t imagine him as ever being the type of guy to fall in love with someone. You have to read The Wedding to see him as this amazing person who does love his friends very deeply in order to get it.

Well, that’s the last question. Thanks so much for interviewing me, I had a blast! 😊


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Not a nice boss:

Bossy Grump
Nicole Snow
Adult, Contemporary, Romance
Ice Lips Press
Publication date: March 30th 2021

You know that awkward moment when your lava-hot boss says “marry me?” Not for love. Not for real. Not without a mammoth payoff. Of course, this fortune comes with a ginormous snag—Ward Brandt. Call me bananas. I must be short of a full bushel rejecting Chicago’s finest billionaire. Who knew he was my boss when he crashed my worst date ever? Oh, but he found out. He swore I wasn’t fit for Brandt Ideas, chewed me up, and spat me back out. I vowed I’d prove him wrong—and sabotage a metric ton of his coffee. Then tragedy strikes, upending his limitless ego. Guess who needs an image makeover to shore up the family business. Big fat hell no. King Snarlypants has a peanut-sized heart and a chip on his shoulder bigger than a redwood. Find another sucker, Ward-hole. Even if I agreed, my shields are up. No magnetic kisses. Zero butterflies. Nix the blushing when everyone gushes over what a “perfect couple” we’d be. Then again…it’s just ninety days and mama needs a windfall. What’s one little white wedding lie with a bossy grump built like a god?

Wall Street Journal bestselling author Nicole Snow returns with a screaming funny romance where two office enemies fake love until they’re all out of make-believe.⁣

⁣Bossy Grump by @nicolesnowbooks is a full-length enemies-to-lovers romance loaded with banter, drama, and so much slow-burn heat you’ll want that Happily Ever After shaken over ice. A storm cloud of a man stuffed into a suit strikes a deal with the girl whose smart mouth drives him to the ultimate madness called love.⁣

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Bossy Grump: Excerpt

When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do is check my email.

I’m expecting Miss One Glass to send back some whiny message about how unfair it was for me to bury her under an avalanche of projects.

There’s nothing like that, but a slideshow of the final bid in its current form attached to a blank email with the subject line Done.

Damn her.

It’s incredible how she maintains her scathing sass with a single word.

At the office, Nick stands in front of Miss Holly’s desk, sipping his sugar rush mocha and leering over her. Probably trying to look down her shirt.

Careful, you idiot. This girl knows Illinois employment law by heart. She’ll have your balls stapled to your jacket.

Muttering silently, I stop on the way to my office and my eyes meet hers. “I take it my coffee’s waiting on my desk?”

She looks up and glares a second too long, those green eyes glittering like a jungle cat’s.

“Nope.”

“No?” I spit back.

“Shocking espresso shortage. The Bean Bar only had enough left for a mocha and one double shot, and Mrs. Beatrice Nightingale Brandt takes seniority. If I’d waited for them to resupply, I’d have missed your oh-so-important deadline. Mrs. Brandt told me to let you know you could see her if you had a problem with it, though.” She flashes me a murderously triumphant “gotcha” grin.

“The Bean Bar does not run out of espresso,” I snarl through clenched teeth. The coffee shop has its shit together better than anything else in this city—the whole reason we love it and treat ourselves to Chicago’s finest dressed-up caffeine overload a few times every week.

“Sorry. We’re one cuppa joe short, but I figured the project was more important, so…” Holly just smiles and shrugs like a schoolgirl who’s gotten away with cherry-bombing a high school toilet.

The motion sends my eyes lashing down her face to the low cut of her blouse.

For a tortured second, I’m no better than my idiot brother, my eyes glued to a pair of ample tits I’d like to boss around with my tongue, my teeth, my—

Damn her to the moon.

With nothing else to say, I turn around and nearly slam into Nick.

“Whoa, where’s the fire?” He greets me with his usual lopsided grin.

“Nowhere, apparently.” I level a glare on him. “Shouldn’t you be in your office working?

He holds a hand up. “Bro, if you’re jonesing that bad for coffee, I can run down to the bar downstairs and get you an espresso. My treat.”

“That won’t be necessary.”

I need to move it before my humiliation is complete, so I push past him, go to my office, and slam the door shut. Then I remember, I’ve only seen one completed project this morning.

Where’s the other?

I open the frosted glass door and stick my head out. “Where’s the Winthrope comp catalog?”

Miss Holly looks up, twirling her blond hair like spun gold. “I’m working on it now! I can send you what I have. The final should be ready before lunch.” She points to her computer.

My eyes narrow and I fold my arms.

“It was due at eight a.m.”

Nick watches us for a minute and huffs loudly. “Yo, Ward, give her a break. It’s still her first week.”

“No excuse to miss deadlines. She has the credentials and work ethic, when she applies them,” I say.

“Aw, c’mon, the last girl took at least a solid week to make those catalogs,” Nick fires back. “There’s so much crap in them—”

Miss Holly jumps in. “Most of it I’ve been able to copy and paste, which is why I’m done with the North American hotels for comparison. Since Mr. Winthrope is coming by for a check-in this week, I thought the slideshow was more important. I’ll be done with the catalog today, like I said.”

Nick’s eyes trace from Paige—Miss Holly—to me.

Get her the hell out of your head, I demand inwardly. Yes, she’s beautiful, but she’s a wine-sloshing trouble maker with a whip for a tongue. Stop feeding her.

AUTHOR BIO:

Nicole Snow is a Wall Street Journal and USA Today bestselling author. She found her love of writing by hashing out love scenes on lunch breaks and plotting her great escape from boardrooms. Her work roared onto the indie romance scene in 2014 with her Grizzlies MC series.

Since then Snow aims for the very best in growly, heart-of-gold alpha heroes, unbelievable suspense, and swoon storms aplenty. With over a million books sold, she lives for the joy of making two people fight with every bit of their soul for a Happily Ever After.

Current fan favorites include her Enguard Protectors series, accidental love novels, plus long beloved MC romance thrillers like the Grizzlies and Deadly Pistols.

Author links:

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http://nicolesnowbooks.com/

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